Meaning of Satan and Lord

SATAN, n. One of the Creator’s lamentable mistakes, repented in sash cloth and axes. Being instated as an archangel, Satan made himself multifariously objectionable and was finally expelled fromHeaven. Halfway in his descent he paused, bent his head in thought amoment and at last went back. “There is one favor that I should liketo ask,” said he. “Name it.” “Man, I understand, is about to be created. He will need laws.” “What, wretch! you his appointed adversary, charged from the dawnof eternity with hatred of his soul — you ask for the right to make his laws?” “Pardon; what I have to ask is that he be permitted to make themhimself.” It was so ordered.

LORD, n. In American society, an English tourist above the state of acostermonger, as, lord ‘Aberdasher, Lord Hartisan and so forth. Thetraveling Briton of lesser degree is addressed as “Sir,” as, Sir ‘ArryDonkiboi, or ‘Amstead ‘Eath. The word “Lord” is sometimes used, also,as a title of the Supreme Being; but this is thought to be ratherflattery than true reverence.


2 Responses to Meaning of Satan and Lord

  1. Yogi says:

    haha where did you pick these up da, the devils dictionary??

  2. ~ V ~ says:

    hehe yea.. i never said it was mine any where 😉

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